Everything a Mom Says in 24 Hours

Think of everything your mom tells you during a day. 

• What is your reaction to what she says?
• Why do you think she says this?
• Is she right or wrong?
• Do you usually agree with her? 

 Can you guess what the missing words are?  The first letters are given.

Get ___ now, get _____ now, get ___ out of bed Wash your f____ Brush your t_____ Comb your sleepy h___ Here’re your clothes, here’s your shoes. Hear the words I said Get up NOW! Get up and m_____ your bed Are you hot?  Are you cold?  Are you wearing THAT? Where’re your books and your lunch and your homework at? G____ your coat and your gloves and your scarf and hat Don’t f_____! You gotta f_____ the cat Eat your b________ The experts tell us it’s the most important meal of all Take your v_______ so you will grow up one day to be big and tall Please r______ the orthodontists will be seeing you at 3 today Don’t forget your piano lessons are this afternoon so you must play Don’t shovel Chew slowly But hurry the bus is here Be careful Come back here Did you w_____ behind your ears? Play outside, don’t be rough Would you just play fair? _____ polite M_____ a friend Don’t forget to share Work it out,  wait your turn Never take a dare, Get along Don’t make me come down there C_____ your room, f_____ your clothes P___ your stuff away M____ your bed,  do it now,  do we have all day? Were you born in a barn would you like some hay? Can you even hear a word I say? Answer the phone, get off the phone Don’t sit so close, turn it down, no texting at the table No more computer time tonight Your Ipod’s my Ipods if you don’t listen up Where are you going? And with w_____? And w_____ t_____ do you think you’re coming home?

Saying thank you, please, excuse me makes you welcome everywhere you roam You’ll appreciate my wisdom someday when you’re o_____ and you’re g______ Can't wait till you have a couple little children of your own You’ll thank me for the counsel I gave you so willingly But right now I’ll thank you not roll your eyes at me C____ your mouth when you chew we’d appreciate Take a bite maybe two of the stuff you hate U_____ your fork Do not burp or I’ll set you straight E___ your food I put upon your plate Get an “A”, get the door, don’t get smart with me, get a grip, get in here, I’ll count to 3, get a job, get a life, get a PhD, get a dose of … I don’t care who started it, you’re grounded until you’re 36 Get your story straight and tell the truth for once for heaven’s sake And if all your friends jumped of a cliff, would you j______ too? If I said it once I’ve said it at least a thousand times before that you’re too old to act this way It must be your father’s DNA L_____ at me when I am talking S_____ up straighter when you walk a place for everything and everything must be in place  Stop crying or I’ll give you something real to cry about Wash your face Brush your teeth Get your PJ’s on Get in b___, give a h___, say a p____ with mom Don’t forget I love you And tomorrow I will do this all again because a mom’s work never ends you don’t need the reason why Because... Because... Because... Because ... I said so... I said so... I said so... I said so... I AM THE MOM!

 Now try to get as much as you can. ENJOY!