19 August 2013

Everything a Mom Says in 24 Hours

Think of everything your mom tells you during a day. 
  • What is your reaction to what she says?
  • Why do you think she says this?
  • Is she right or wrong?
  • Do you usually agree with her? 

 Can you guess what the missing words are?  The first letters are given.

Get ___ now, get _____ now, get ___ out of bed
Wash your f____
Brush your t_____
Comb your sleepy h___
Here’re your clothes, here’s your shoes. Hear the words I said
Get up NOW! Get up and m_____ your bed
Are you hot?
 Are you cold?
 Are you wearing THAT?
Where’re your books and your lunch and your homework at?
G____ your coat and your gloves and your scarf and hat
Don’t f_____! You gotta f_____ the cat

Eat your b________
The experts tell us it’s the most important meal of all
Take your v_______ so you will grow up one day to be big and tall
Please r______ the orthodontists will be seeing you at 3 today
Don’t forget your piano lessons are this afternoon so you must play
Don’t shovel
Chew slowly

But hurry the bus is here
Be careful
Come back here
Did you w_____ behind your ears?

Play outside, don’t be rough
Would you just play fair?

_____ polite
M_____ a friend
Don’t forget to share
Work it out,  wait your turn
Never take a dare,
Get along
Don’t make me come down there
C_____ your room, f_____ your clothes
P___ your stuff away
M____ your bed,  do it now,  do we have all day?

Were you born in a barn would you like some hay?
Can you even hear a word I say?

Answer the phone, get off the phone
Don’t sit so close, turn it down, no texting at the table
No more computer time tonight
Your Ipod’s my Ipods if you don’t listen up

Where are you going? And with w_____?
And w_____ t_____ do you think you’re coming home? 

Saying thank you, please, excuse me makes you welcome everywhere you roam

You’ll appreciate my wisdom someday when you’re o_____ and you’re g______
Can't wait till you have a couple little children of your own

You’ll thank me for the counsel I gave you so willingly
But right now I’ll thank you not roll your eyes at me

C____ your mouth when you chew we’d appreciate
Take a bite maybe two of the stuff you hate
U_____ your fork
Do not burp or I’ll set you straight
E___ your food I put upon your plate

Get an “A”, get the door, don’t get smart with me, get a grip, get in here, I’ll count to 3, get a job, get a life, get a PhD, get a dose of …

I don’t care who started it, you’re grounded until you’re 36
Get your story straight and tell the truth for once for heaven’s sake

And if all your friends jumped of a cliff, would you j______ too?
If I said it once I’ve said it at least a thousand times before that you’re too old to act this way
It must be your father’s DNA
L_____ at me when I am talking
S_____ up straighter when you walk a place for everything and everything must be in place 
Stop crying or I’ll give you something real to cry about

Wash your face
Brush your teeth
Get your PJ’s on
Get in b___, give a h___, say a p____ with mom
Don’t forget I love you
And tomorrow I will do this all again because a mom’s work never ends you don’t need the reason why
Because ...
I said so...
I said so...
I said so...
I said so...

 Now try to get as much as you can. ENJOY!


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